once upon a time...

... Dale on "Top Chef: All Stars" uttered the phrase "When I walked into the kitchen, I didn't know who Joe Jonas was. I thought maybe he was a pastry chef." The Jewish American Princess gasped at Dale's unforgivable mistake, and swooned after Joe for the next twenty minutes.

While swooning, the Princess also baked some scrumptious pizzas. Almost as hard as not losing a glass slipper in a carriage is watching "Top Chef" without having cooked dinner.

Cheese Pizza with Spinach

 This is such an easy, delicious meal that any Princess, no matter how lazy she is, can make. It's Trader Joe's Garlic and Herb Pizza Dough (99 cents. Yes, 99 cents for an entire Pizza Dough, enough to make the two Princess Pizzas), Trader Joe's Roasted Garlic Marinara, Trader Joe's Shredded Mozzarella, Trader Joe's Shredded Parmesan and Trader Joe's Baby Spinach. Follow the directions on the dough package and voila!

Pizza with Parmesan, Onions, and Pistachios

http://projects.washingtonpost.com/recipes/2009/01/28/pizzeria-biancas-rosa-pizza/

While the Princess grew up in a kingdom that never sleeps, one with big apples and bigger department stores, the Princess left home for College. Now residing in a city of brotherly love, she recently ventured to Pizzeria Stella with some of her favorite Princess friends. She fell in love with a very similar Pizza and knew she needed to re-create this masterpiece in her own kitchen. Her talking mirror led her to the link above, which in turn taught the Princess a brand new spell. She marvelled at her accomplishment. She does advise any following her footsteps to not roll the dough too thin for this pie.

Feeling full and revived, the Princess returned to her term papers. If only the Jewish American Princess could cook her way out of those curses...